pinoy joke filipino vocabulary
1. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
2.Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence.
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.
3.Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
4.Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
Jack and Jill will be celebrating their PERSUADING anniversary.
5.Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.
6.Use IRAQ, IRAN, and EGYPT in a sentence.
IRAQ is bigger than a stone. IRAN faster than my friend. EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
7.Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
PAUL, be carePAUL, you might PAUL in the PAUL.
8.Use CUISINE in a sentence.
I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a CUISINE math.
9.Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
Ring, ring…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
10.Use TOENAIL in a sentence
To get to Kaneohe, you must go through Wilson Toenail.
11.Use PENIS in a sentence.
Before my boy go outside and play, I tell him to PENIS his homework.
12.Use EMPIRE in a sentence.
Ready! EMPIRE!!!
13.Use DEFICIT in a sentence.
When I go to the pool, I check out how DEFICIT.
14.Use HOSTESS in a sentence.
Hello? Hello? HOSTESS?!!
P.S. If you don’t understand this, you are not a true Filipino. (^_^)
Talkin bout DC, talking bout G-O-D, talkin bout hot cc’s, met some new homies.
– DC Cramps? O_O (via keanabarrios) Via KEANABARRIOS...another one of those weekends
this december has beeen pretty fantastic so far
this weekend
- Friday- CFC east chapter christmas party
- Saturday- voice recital ( O_O ) that went pretty goood, but i didnt like that i went after some chick that was freaking amazing; portilllos omg i miss those cheese fries!; bishop amat dance concert kylle did a good job i guess; MK’s 18th brithday party- pretty chill hahah that firepit conversation
- Sunday- SLYM(: maaayn that ishh was pretty dope im not even gonna lie!
next weekend: DISCOVERY CAMP mossdeff looking forward to that, but not so much the weather
weekend after that: VEGAAAAAS(;
and then christmas and new years after that!(:
goood way to end the yearrrr!

